March 2011
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
I got in trouble, but it was worth it ;)
WHO IS THE SOURCE OF THIS. I MUST THANK THEM RIGHT NOW.
STFU, Kyriarchy: Trigger Warning: True story on... →
mehreenkasana:
My Story: I Was Raped. peecharrific:
I work with rape and assault victims. I look them in the eyes, I listen to their stories, I hold them, I pray. Inside, later, when I’m alone, I’m reminded of what happened to me. I rarely talk about it, but today seems to be the day.
i can't wait to get married
biancatoodown:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
LMAO at the GIFS!
OMG FUKKIN GENIUS!!!
Shut The Fuck Up, Conservatives: My EC story that... →
stfuconservatives:
Submitted by nemophilablues:
I’ve been with my boyfriend since high school, about 8 years. About a year ago we had sex, forgot to use a condom, and I hadn’t taken my birth control for a few days because the prescription hadn’t come in the mail yet. Needless to say we were scared shitless,…
Fuck you, pharmacist.
I am proud to say that I have never been the...
msdelusional:
and I never will be.
helloastronaut-:sundaybestandbrokenglass-:
...
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
It makes me sad to hear that you don’t feel like you’re special. You really have no idea how special you actually are to me. I will tell them soon baby, just like I promised you. I hope that helps you understand that you mean more than the world to me.
Love,
Me
You broke my smoulder!
redkitex:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Zachary Levi aka Chuck aka Flynn Rider. <3<3
I didn't know Jared Padalecki was on Tangled
supernaturalbones:
DON’T MIND ME I’VE GONE MAD
